According to the Christian Bible, Jesus is with us all the time in everything. And according to those that have found Jesus in the most outlandish places, the old missive is true. From potato chips to the back ends of animals, Jesus is always with us, or at least his image is. What is most amazing, however, is not that there seem to be faces of the Christian savior everywhere we turn, but that people are willing to shell out pretty big bucks to own their very own piece of religion.

Potato Chip
Jesus was recently spotted on a small sour cream and onion potato chip. The chip was posted on eBay where it was allegedly sold for $260. What a price to pay to have the rather greasy face of Jesus sealed forever on a potato chip.

Marmite
A lady in the UK was opening her jar of Marmite one morning and miraculously found Jesus’ face gazing peacefully back at her from the lid. How’s that for an early morning devotional.

Kit Kat
It seems Jesus lives inside candy bars these days as well. A random picture of a Kit Kat bar circulated on the web. The broken candy bar had the image of Jesus layered in the crispy center.

Rear of Dog
The back of a dog has proven to be a full body image of Christ. The image is almost disturbing in that it is truly the dog’s anus, but the sharp image it creates is rather astounding.

Car Dealerships
Jesus must know his presence is needed and keeps up a permanent residence at one Florida car dealership – in the varnish of the office door.

Dog Door
A man in California was astonished to see the face of Jesus on his dog door. He promptly listed the holy dog door on eBay and was rewarded by bids topping $1,185.

Garage Floor
An oil spill or other dark remnants in a Virginia garage had the image of Jesus just laying on the floor. The family who owned the garage had the concrete floor professionally cut and sent off to the winning eBay bidder for $1,525.69.